It's been a long time since the last Card Crusade update. And although we made it free on mobile way back in 2020, it's been $4 on here forever. But now:

• It's playable in your browser!
• The windows/mac/linux downloads are free!

I also fixed some old bugs and made the entire game generally smoother and a tad faster. There's also 1 totally brand-new feature:

FAST MODE

For me, you, and all the other Card Crusade fiends out there, but mostly for this guy:

Now you can take a dump ... IN FAST MOTION. !!!  💩

... Not sure what you're still waiting for. Go forth and slay those flies!